The Rachel Harland Compatibility Test…

The Rachel Harland Compatibility Test

1.      Are you…?

A)     Matt Smith            B) Benedict Cumberbatch                  C) Other

2.      Please select the correct word for this sentence: Have you got ______ books ready for the lesson?

A)     There                     B) They’re                   C) Their

3.      Which of the following describes you best?

A)     Trendy                   B) Nerdy                      C)Clubber

4.      What is your relationship with sci-fi show ‘Doctor Who’?

A)     Can’t stand it         B) Love it                     C) Indifferent towards it

5.      Do you own any banana t-shirts?

A)     No, none                B) Yes, many               C) Yes, one

6.      How many hours, on average, do you spend gaming in a week?

A)     None                      B) 1-10 hours              C) More than 10 hours

7.      How do you feel about kigus?

A)     Love them             B) Hate them              C) Don’t know what they are

8.      Are you subscribed to the vlogbrothers on Youtube?

A)     Don’t know them  B) Yes, Nerdfighter forever    C) No, they suck

9.      Which Hogwarts house are you in?

A)     Slytherin    B) Hufflepuff   C) Gryffindor   D) Ravenclaw  E) Muggle

10.  How do you feel about Sherlock?

A)     Love it                   B) Hate it                     C) Indifferent towards it

10 4/5. The final of the Six Nations rugby is exciting because…
              A) It’s rugby   B) The location changes annually       C) It’s Birling Day        D) It isn’t

11.  What would you say is your favourite subject?

A)     Physics                   B) Maths                     C) Other

12.  What is your opinion of Bacon?

A)     No thanks              B) Yes Please!                         C) I’m vegetarian

13.  Which social networking site do you use most frequently?

A)     Facebook               B) Twitter                    C) Tumblr        D) None

14.  What is your favourite Legend of Zelda game?

A)     Majora’s Mask      B)Ocarina of Time      C)Other           D)None

15.  Who do you choose when you play Mario kart wii?

A)     Yoshi                      B) Mario                      C) Princess Peach        D) Other

16.  What best describes your secondary school education?

A)Private School          B) Homeschool            C)Comprehensive       D)Grammar

17.  Which starter pokemon would you choose?

A)Charmander                        B)Bulbasaur                C)Squirtle        D)Non pokemon trainer

18.  How do you feel about dinosaurs?

A)Love them                B) Indifferent towards them               C) Hate them

19.  Dogs or Cats?

A)     Dogs                      B) Cats             C) Neither

20.  Which of the following colours do you prefer?

A)     Green                    B) Red                         C) Brown         D) I hate colour

21.  RR + PP + HH = RPH find the integer values for R, P & H (please use the remaining space for your working) 

widdlez:

nootherendoftheworldwilltherebe:

dontbearuiner:

sadienita:

alittleveggies:

requiemsong:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

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How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

^^^better story than twilight

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Exams are mean

Why oh why do I fail maths? :( I will succeed one day…let’s face it, Benedict likes intelligent people…might need to work on that

Some people are just too awkward for physical contact…

I found this photo online and I just love it, it made me laugh so much for no apparent reason and now I am planning my own sign <3 

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Same :L

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The dance just made me laugh for about twelve minutes and thirty six seconds… just as an estimate of course ;D

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